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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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