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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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