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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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