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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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