Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.