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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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