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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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