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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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