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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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