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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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