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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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