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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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