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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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