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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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