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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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