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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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