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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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