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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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