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Pet death
My
step-uncle
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Zeus
eaten by
…
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random pathetic excuse
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a bull 🐮
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a warthog 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a lynx 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a velociraptor 🦖
a lion 🦁
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