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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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