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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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