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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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