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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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