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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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