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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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