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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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