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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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