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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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