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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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