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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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