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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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