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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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