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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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