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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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