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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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