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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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