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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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