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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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