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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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