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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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