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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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