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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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