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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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