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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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