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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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