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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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