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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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