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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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