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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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