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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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