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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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