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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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