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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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