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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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