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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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