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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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