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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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