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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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