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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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