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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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