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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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