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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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