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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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