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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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