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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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