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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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