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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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