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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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