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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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