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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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