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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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