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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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