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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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