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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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