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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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