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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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