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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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